Shoulder Nipples 

Those pesky bumps left on shirts by the ends of the hangers.

Bob discovered too late that his shoulder nipples were quite erect. "Is it cold in here or are your shoulders just glad to see me?"

Shoulder Nipples by Aldo Barishnikov2 October 22, 2018

Shoulder Candy 

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.

I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.

Shoulder Candy by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018

shoulda 

How stupid people spell "should've". Supposed short form for "should have".

I shoulda paid attention in school

shoulda by LokiBrot January 11, 2019

Shoulder clamp 

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

Shoulder clamp by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019

shoulder butt 

Typically a characteristic of the obese, shoulder butt occurs when the Upper Back fat just below the neck and between the shoulders are squeezed together to form a buttcrack. This is not an active Anal fissure, it is merely cosmetic. Though practical storage of some long thinner cylindrical items could be theoretically possible.

When attending the County Fair, always be sure to wear a Backless shirt with only string ties on the lower back, for maximum shoulder butt tanning.

Upon arriving at the movie theater, Clara pulled out the snickers bar that was concealed in her shoulder butt.

shoulder butt by FilthySteve June 2, 2019

shoulder with the kids 

The opposite of hip with the kids. Someone might be shoulder with the kids if they're considered behind the times, uncool, lame-o, or droll. They also might be shoulder with the kids if they know what "droll" means without looking it up.

Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.

shoulder with the kids by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019

shoulder gams 

your arms are like legs (also known as gams) therefor they are called shoulder gams

Jamieeee, my shoulder gams are sore from working outtttt

shoulder gams by kpt12893 December 21, 2019