Shirty McIron

The name given to men, especially those of scottish origin, who leave a party early to go home. The implication being that the man would prefer to go home and do the ironing than hang out with his mates.

Stu! Don't go home again! Iron your shirts another day! I am changing your name to Shirty McIron.

by sniffablepurse March 26, 2007

shitty mcninini

a person who is mean to someone when they are going to the bathroom

person #1- ahhhh
person #2- shut up you shitty mcninini

by josh nin January 19, 2009

shitty pancakes

When your partner shits the bed and your tossing and turning rolls it flat like a pancake when you find it in the morning.

"Yo dude my girl left me some shitty pancakes for in the morning! She shit the bed last night and my tossing and turning made it flat as a pancake!

by Nevec February 6, 2014

Shifty

1) To be relating to or acting like Hans
2) To be sketchy or shady

That guy Hans, always wearin his glasses inside and whatnot, looks like hes hella shifty!

by Hanz-Viktor October 1, 2014

Shitty mark

Usually a dirt bag , never shower , eats all your food , give him an inch he takes a mile ,typically doesn’t like to pay rent , has no drive , but is really skilled at getting jobs without resumes because shitty marks are generally normal , healthy looking people who employers will hire on the spot !

Where are my avocados ?!

Shitty Mark ate them ! Missing toilet paper ? He probably ate that too !

by Shitty mark March 27, 2020

Moneychester Shitty

A shit team that’s only good because they have heaps of money and they have fake ass plastic fans and they spend most of there time thinking about Liverpool and calling them shit instead of focusing on their own teams failings

“Did you watch Moneychester shitty play this morning”

by A person with a brain123456789 January 6, 2020

Shifty

Shifty is a word used to describe someone perfect and 1337 in every way. Not even Rufus! can compare to his grace. When Shifty trips, if you ever notice him trip, it will never be registered as a trip but instead something which reveals extreme beauty. Seeing Shifty in person would be like owning every porn movie related to a fetish you might have. Simply put, Shifty is boner-enducing to the straightest of men.

"OMG!!!!!!! ITS SHIFTY!!!!! HIDE YOUR EYES OR YOU MIGHT BE BLINDED BY HIS EXTREME SEXINESS" "BUT I'D NEVER WANT TO SHIELD MY EYES FROM THE GRACE, BEAUTY, AND SEXINESS OF SHIFTY!!!!" "Oh NOO I CREAMED MY PANTS!!!!!"

by INFECTION725 July 19, 2004