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scoop

to contain a large amount of human methane gas (fart)in one's hand then stratigicly place your hand in front of another's nose (in a scooping motion). the recipiant will not know why your hand is in front of their face they will not think to hold their breath. they will inadvertantly take a deep breath and be devestated by the putrid stench. the idea is to try to scoop the gas from point a to point b in the straightest line possible with out loosing it.
"damn yo I was ridin' with jamold and he skooped me!"

"ya he got skooped so bad."

"hey , ya want the skoop?"
"whats the skoop?"
(skoop 'em)
by grza November 22, 2002
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scoop

to pick up a someone, as to put them on your team
Man I went to the club the other night and scooped a Bad Broad.
by Anonymous June 3, 2003
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two scoops

an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible
Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.
by heynow_1 July 5, 2010
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Scompton

see Scarlem - nickname for Scarborough, east-end Toronto. Once a white working class burb of modest 50s homes that produced a disproportionate amount of comedians such as Mike Myers, whose `Wayne's World' is set in a Chicago that is really supposed to be the Scarborough of his youth. Went seriously downhill from the 80s on and has many pockets of ghetto activity and Jamaican gangs.
"The most awesome roti in the T-Dot is at Don-a-You's Juices and Jerk on Morningside in Scompton. True dat."
by kdawggiest May 17, 2006
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scomp

word that means to snort adderrall or just adderrall in general made up at deerfield academy that sounds dumb as shit when you graduate and go to college where people will inevitably think youre even more of a tool
"yo bro if i bring like 3 cases and some scomp can i come hang out with you and the lax guys? my hot sister says shell come too if i can come, i can get some weed too if you guys want!"
by themainattraction November 27, 2011
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2 scoops

A fat chick that resembles two scoops of Ice cream.
by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005
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360 no-scope

To spin around and then after completing a full rotation inserting yourself into you partner and ejaculating in the space of 3 or less seconds
Honey, we should 360 no-scope today because i feel frisky
by MagicMrR February 28, 2015
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