by poseidonsbottombitch August 7, 2016

by obmyvaginaburns March 31, 2019

by Infinite_Victory December 4, 2021

by the girl with brown hair October 23, 2019

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.
by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

My dog is so stupid, he drank too much sea water and shit sand gravy all over the back of my car on the way home.
by Vashmil March 27, 2015

(Noun) plural: Sand Men
A sexually repressed Taiwanese Lady-Boy that generally flexes for photos to put on Instagram. This person generally cannot lift much weight but shares poses on social media to account for his small wiener. They can be easily heard by their car with modified exhaust.
A sexually repressed Taiwanese Lady-Boy that generally flexes for photos to put on Instagram. This person generally cannot lift much weight but shares poses on social media to account for his small wiener. They can be easily heard by their car with modified exhaust.
Brad Pitt: "Hey E-man why are you posing for the those picks on your Instagram."
E-man: "I am the sand man."
E-man: "I am the sand man."
by deBallsBeSwagin' May 8, 2021
