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russian river girl

an ugly ass girl who fucks every single guy at Russian river WHILE she has a boyfriend who lives in granite bay. She lurks in Russian river where she has picked up every kind of vaginal sickness otherwise known as STD. She is an absolute monster that looks like the diarrhea i had last Thursday.
RUN!! its the Russian river girl!!
by Kenai fishies August 24, 2021
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Pine River

I wish I went to Pine River. That school is superior to every other- especially McBain.
by ;Dfacebooklover April 20, 2011
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Riding a river of game on a boat of swag

when someone has so much game and swag that it can't be described by just one of the two; usually means doing extremely well with the other sex
Dude last night Alex totally seduced this hot chick." "Yeah he was spitting some serious game." "He just had so much swag." "Yup, he was Riding a river of game on a boat of swag.
by Rye324 April 28, 2011
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By George Martha, it's the river Nile!

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.
guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.
by TheFlyingFuck October 17, 2011
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rocks in the river

The looseness of bowls in which diarrhea is exerted from ones anus at high velocity, at such a rate it is perceived as rock being thrown into a river.
Hey Ralph, earlier I had that worst case of rocks in the rivertaco bell just does not agree with me any more.
by Gnars December 30, 2005
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forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.
Michele just came from forked river.
by acidqueen October 14, 2008
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Goulais River

A small town out side of Sault Ste. Marie. The population is only about 5000, the 'downtown' area consists of a corner store, scenic lookout, baseball park, play ground, and hockey rink. People often relate Goulaisgans (the people that live in Goulais River) to dirt bags, or people that own goats.
guy 1: I live in Goulais River.
guy 2: Really?! So that means you have a goat right?
by vaginer 69er April 13, 2009
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