by crucialbars June 17, 2017
The Falcon Punch is perfection. The Punch that sets ablaze at MACH 7 Speed as it connects withwith it's prey. Be very afraid of a Falcon Punch. Instant death on Smash Bros. at a 40% damage. Captain Falcon is the only God. Top Tier? No. God Tier.
Use of a Falcon Punch ...
When a Falcon Knee hits. Every bone in your sorry fleshy sack that you call yourself goes through immediate obliteration in 1÷Infinity seconds. Your entire body rendered worthless as it experiences the journey passing through Hell and back five times. Unable to move, you are crippled; and so He spares your soul. He has crushed you under his pinky finger because your moves simply weren't good enough. He will seek you through the 9 Hells and snuff out your soul from your useless, puny body. By now you may think yourself better off than the others who faced a similar fate, but He doesn't agree. His fist sets ablaze in a backspin as he hurdles through the fifth dimension and raises to a temperature of 3000°c before he releases his motion through his arm, connecting with your jaw at MACH 7 speed. Instantly. There is no more. You are gone. You failed to show Him your moves, and you suffered your fate. He is Falcon.
When a Falcon Knee hits. Every bone in your sorry fleshy sack that you call yourself goes through immediate obliteration in 1÷Infinity seconds. Your entire body rendered worthless as it experiences the journey passing through Hell and back five times. Unable to move, you are crippled; and so He spares your soul. He has crushed you under his pinky finger because your moves simply weren't good enough. He will seek you through the 9 Hells and snuff out your soul from your useless, puny body. By now you may think yourself better off than the others who faced a similar fate, but He doesn't agree. His fist sets ablaze in a backspin as he hurdles through the fifth dimension and raises to a temperature of 3000°c before he releases his motion through his arm, connecting with your jaw at MACH 7 speed. Instantly. There is no more. You are gone. You failed to show Him your moves, and you suffered your fate. He is Falcon.
by ShreyanM December 27, 2015
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by neil donaghy November 15, 2003
When a guy is doing a chick in the ass, and he randomly slaps her in the back of the head causing her to tighten her ass severly.
by mzval April 30, 2005
Euphamism for the act of coitus between a male and a female where the penis is inserted into the vagina only with a little more force than normally applied.
So Jim was punching the monkey last night and Linda got up in the middle of it and started crying as she said it hurt after taking it from the whole party all afternoon...
by Falg March 06, 2012
A very difficult to research sex act seems to find its way around. I experienced it and can't say i recommend it but essentially the partner gives a sharp rap on the head of varying force until it disorientates then pressing very firmly on her low back or sacrum he continues to have yet harder anal sex to enhance his orgasm, they don't seem to care if you orgasm.if you get both a pink sock and donkey punched you should hustle your self off to therapy.
since it was Friday it was also donkey punch night i don't think we are going out much more this isn't healthy
by DaynaS September 13, 2008