My wife was afraid I was going to sleep with my secretary so she pulled a pre-emptive strike with the pool boy.
by Smart Arick July 07, 2010
clear, salty, and runny liquid that comes out of your cock when you jerk off or have a throbbing hard cock in your underwear or get sucked. Basically when you are very horned up.
Damn, I've been jerking off for 5 hrs and my cock is all wet with cock pre-juice!
My underwear always get wet and smelly because my cock pumps out pre-juice whenever it gets throbbing hard.
I love sucking his cock because his cock pumps out a lot of tasty pre-juice when I suck him off.
My underwear always get wet and smelly because my cock pumps out pre-juice whenever it gets throbbing hard.
I love sucking his cock because his cock pumps out a lot of tasty pre-juice when I suck him off.
by ekimo February 14, 2009
A person who wants to help society by helping people get better. They are caring people who want to go to medical school.
by nauyknt April 09, 2006
actually there is no such thing as a presequitur, but there is a common misconcepton that there is something of that nature which exists. The Phallacy results due to an ignorance of linguistic derivation commonly known as ontology.
Non means "without"
sequitur means following
therefore non sequitur means without following
in some examples people mistakenly believe a presequitur is something that crops up from a previous conversation in a new conversation - but this is still merely a non sequitur
Non means "without"
sequitur means following
therefore non sequitur means without following
in some examples people mistakenly believe a presequitur is something that crops up from a previous conversation in a new conversation - but this is still merely a non sequitur
a) Dude are you sure about this presequitur business
b) oh absolutely certain - doesnt exist
a) fried eggs ?
b) hmmm what?
a) thats what i think we ate that on tabletop mountain
b) ahaha oh I get it you used a non-sequitur
a) yes to illustrate the point that its not a pre-sequitur
b) oh absolutely certain - doesnt exist
a) fried eggs ?
b) hmmm what?
a) thats what i think we ate that on tabletop mountain
b) ahaha oh I get it you used a non-sequitur
a) yes to illustrate the point that its not a pre-sequitur
by nignips December 09, 2007
post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut confusion :
by deeznutsmeister January 03, 2022
Peter: Did you hear, we are wroking on Saurday this week.
Michael: I know, tomorrow is a Pre-Friday, instead of a regular Friday.
Michael: I know, tomorrow is a Pre-Friday, instead of a regular Friday.
by CheeeeseDizzle December 10, 2010
The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.
Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
by Rockefellar Skank December 09, 2010