Brain Pills

Doesn't make you smarter. You're still a nimrod its just that you think stupid faster
Me: Hey dude I just took some Brain Pills.

Bob: Wow you're stupid faster
by lucasjsl January 25, 2020
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Samurai Pill

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi
The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”

-Dracula Flow 4
by Dogfucka April 24, 2024
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PILL

Something that is told to someone in order to make them feel better, but not actually meaning it.
Me to an ugly person:”Omg you look sexy asf today”
This is an example of a pill
by Jhagor May 16, 2018
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Pet Pilled

Describes someone who has fully embraced being in a soft, submissive, affectionate (and sometimes bratty) dynamic—usually as the “pet” in a romantic or kink-coded relationship. Common signs include a desire for praise, being owned, wearing collars, curling up in laps, and responding alarmingly well to “good girl/boy.”

Also refers to a person who enjoys acting like an animal—most commonly a dog, cat, bunny, or fox—whether in a playful, flirty, clingy, or spicy way. Many pet pilled individuals exhibit:

Bratty behavior when denied attention

Barking/meowing in voice chats

Curling up on people they like

Being touch-starved but won’t admit it

Melting at praise

Loving headpats, ear scratches, and treats

Going feral if ignored too long

Once pet pilled, there's no turning back. They don’t want freedom. They want snacks, affection, and to sit on your lap while pretending they're not obsessed with you.
“She growled when I stopped petting her and then begged for belly rubs. She’s so pet pilled it’s unreal.”
“I barked in VC, begged for headpats, and called my girlfriend ‘Alpha.’ I am pet. I am pilled.”
“I meowed during a kiss. I’m so pet pilled it hurts.”
by Mist111 May 20, 2025
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Purple Pill

Purple pill is when you kind of have blue pill goals, for example, you want to have children, you want to have a long-term relationship, but you stay red-pilled inside of that.

Most people get into the purple-pill part of their lives when they've gone through enough experiences in both spheres and have a broader perspective regarding life in general.
Jack: Hey man, you're on self-improvement?
Matt: No.
Jack: What about you Adonis?
Adonis: Yes.
Jack: So you're red-pilled like me?
Adonis: No, even though I assert Dominance and Leadership, I still aspire to be a great father and have a lovely wife. Purple Pill is the way.
Jack: OK, but I won't try to comprehend what you actually mean right now, until I have gone through enough stupid BS and unfulfilling experiences, then perhaps after 15 years I'll get what you mean after all.
by TheB1tchSlayer7 February 15, 2024
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Grey Pill

THE GRAY PILL
you have seen the blue pill.
you have seen the red pill.
you have seen the black pill.
you have seen the green pill.
you have seen the purple pill.
after learning about all these pills you have decided that everybody was born with an extra chromosome.
now you see things for how they are and not how you or others want them to be.

congratulations.
person 1: i am grey pilled.
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1: fuck off.
by BASED MOTHER FUCKER January 17, 2024
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