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Periods

The most annoying thing women go through every month if they don't get pregnant. The cramps feel like being kicked in the groin repeatedly. On top of the pain, women also bleed for a week or so as the uterus sheds its lining. If a woman has endometriosis, then that week she'll be in moderate/severe pain and have heavy bleeding. Women will generally avoid swimming if tampons cause discomfort. They will also avoid wearing light colored/white pants, dresses, skirts, underwear, jumpsuits, and rompers incase there's a leak. The blood that comes out also smells bad, so a woman might smell a bit rank during that week. There have been women who've BEGGED doctors for a hysterectomy, but doctors won't do it because of the stupid notion that all women should have children when there's already more than enough people on the planet.
I want a hysterectomy so I won't have periods anymore, but I'm forced to suffer despite not wanting to have children because the government forces the doctor to say no. All of my underwear have embarrassing brown stains from dried blood. If I go a month without my birth control, I'll be in agony and have heavy bleeding because I might have endometriosis. My life is hell.
by Failurebitch March 11, 2025
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Period

To end a sentence or something bitchs say 24/7
by that basicb!tch January 25, 2023
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Boy period

When a dude has mood swings, irritability and other psychological symptoms commonly affiliated with periods for no known reason whatsoever
Bro's Bro: Dude holy hell, your so useless hit your shots, We are gonna die?
Bro: Are you on your boy period?
Bro's Bro: Fuck, Im dead, what are you on about you mentally underdeveloped useless idiot, go be useful for crying out loud, I died because of you????!!!
Bro: He's on his Boy period
by Repic January 3, 2025
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Period

An excuse for girls to act like bitches.
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by SlammaJammaHammaPanda January 24, 2021
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Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.
Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.
by amusedchimera January 2, 2019
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Period ache

When your on your menstrual and you have a stomach ache you are having a Pache (P(ache) or a period ache.
Definition: Oh my stomach hurts sooo bad I’m having a period ache
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The Manitoba Period

Rather than ending a sentence in a traditional sense, Manitobans finish them with the word “fuck”.
The Manitoba Period = fuck
Why’s it so cold out fuck?
Let’s go fuck.
Grab me the keys fuck.
by thesehands5 December 24, 2020
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