pee it off

Only guys will get this: you know when you use the bathroom at your house or someone else's house to take a piss and you notice a poop stain or two? And you felt like removing it without touching it? So you naturally aimed your stream at the stain to get rid of it. Yeah, that's called "peeing it off."

Bro how am I supposed to get those poop specs on the toilet bowl off?

Pee it off man.

by TheMaker420 November 5, 2013

Hot Pee

The act of going for a quick pee.

Be right back, gotta take a hot pee.

by papertowels000 October 29, 2016

Spider Pee

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.

"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife

by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020

Pee Camel

A person who defies all kidney laws and stores urine like a camel to be released at a time of their choosing. (usually female.)

"We've been at this festival all weekend and I haven't seen Anna pee once!

Dude, thats coz shes a pee camel!"

by DEMuahahah May 26, 2014

Urine Pee On

A damn colonizer. Aka European.

He’s a urine pee on explorer.

by mysuperfakename October 9, 2020

Pee Peeee

When you have nothing funny to text your friend, So you send them Pee Peeee with a random meme.

I didn’t have anything funny to send to Robert So I just sent him Pee Peeee lol.

by I like oofing May 25, 2020

pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011