by Cannikay February 24, 2018
Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent autograph hounds, the unemployed or virgins that chase clout instead of women
by Autographs101 April 27, 2020
Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent unemployed autograph hounds that chase clout instead of women
by Autographs101 April 27, 2020
by hootini August 18, 2018
Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 05, 2017
by wednesday Addams January 20, 2021