Stoner park

A little park, often maintained by some do-gooder organization, or based around a historic object (ie mining tools, cannons, etc...), that is used as a hangout spot for teenagers who are/are becoming/are planing to become stoned. Other ocupants can be, wannabees, and tourists who are under the (false) impression that this park is for them to sit down and rest their feet. These parks are generally avoided or made fun of by the rest of the population.

"Have you seen anyone today?"
"Yeah, i saw Harry in Stoner park"
"How was he?"
"I don't know, i didn't say hi, he was with his 'cool' friends"
"Oh"

by Mail Carrier July 24, 2006

Parking Inspector

A person employed to be an pain in the ballsack and only really exists to raise revenue for councils. Ironically the revenue they are raising will put them out of work when they are replaced by automated parking infringement machines.

Reference: www.parkinginspector.com

That parking inspector is handing out parking tickets. What a ballsack.

by ihatecouncils February 13, 2010

porsche parking

Outlying parking area for cars with anxious owners: opposite of rockstar parking.

None of the cars in Porsche parking are real Porsches: those are parked in rockstar parking.

Mike's buddies have gotten used to hiking into events because he has to put his Ford Focus in Porsche parking. Still, it's a free ride, and this way no one sees them get out of a Ford Focus.

by Freeloader May 25, 2008

Jew Park

The ideal parking space that a person may find, or a typical jewish person would drive around in circles to attain. Usually within several spots of the handicap spaces.

"We showed up half an hour late and this spot is available? Jew Park!"

by rossilicious July 3, 2009

Linkin park

Craaaawling up my ass
My anus will not heal.

I wish Linkin park would get anthrax.

by Delthryn July 15, 2008

Parking Ticket

Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.

Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.

by DOC 211 August 23, 2010

princess parking

another (more feminine-oriented) variation of 'rockstar parking': getting a space right in front of (or otherwise very close to) the venue being visited. other variations on this term include 'prime parking.'

Holy crap! A spot right in front of the building! Talk about princess parking!

by Johnny 5 September 2, 2005