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Love The Owner Week

Love the Owner Week lasts from may 6 to may 13, during love the owner week no one can harass the owner of certain discord server/YouTube channel until the week ends.
"Hey joe, let's harass the owner for no reason at all" "No We Can't sadly, it's Love the owner week"
by LoaderNumber May 7, 2024
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Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.
That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome
by Donkeypox July 21, 2022
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Weeb week

Weeb week is a self chosen week for a non-weeb who only watches it once a month, so they dedicate a week out of a month to catch up.
"fuck I need another weeb week this month I haven't seen the last season of AOT"
by Top at April 19, 2021
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Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.
Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz
by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024
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my week with Marilyn

(The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe)

an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry Kingfrom Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma April 28, 2014
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Safety Week

A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".
How are you and Sarah doing?

-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.

Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011
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3 weeks

A time when a boy doesn’t talk to you or “ghosts” you for 3 weeks.
“He’s pulling a 3 weeks, should we break up?”
by Sunflowers45 July 8, 2019
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