Tommy McMurty

A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.

"Oh my God, I've been dying to find my Tommy McMurty. But last weekend I've went to this crazy party, and I was dancing with this skeleton dude first but then I turned around and my eyes fell on that pumpkin-clad man and I immediately knew…. this is the man I'll marry."

by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019

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Tommy Mai

absolutely annoying. This dumb despicable donkey talks so much crap online and behind people's backs but when it comes to a physical fight he runs the hell away as if Ken Chau had kicked his "butt to the moon". He is short asf too , probably shorter than Lord Fken Farquaad,wait, so short he can do a billion front flips under his bed. He gets beaten up as a teaching to not open his mouth and spit shit out again but obviously, the retard just does not learn. He is treacherous and he's those type of kids that would say some gay joke, for example. Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

Tommy Mai: hey fuckers im playing some game irl cuz im gay

Others: *whispers* let's drop this smurf

by TheBigGay(ST) November 12, 2018

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Lil Tommy

Tom Yamada's assistant. The next maintenance planner extraordinaire. AKA Ryan Sell.

Is lil Tommy on his phone in the lobby again?!

by Clwoning around August 11, 2022

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Tommy Cutlets

The fucking goat. 🤌🤌🤌🍕🍝🇮🇹

Tommy Cutlets is a mother fucking goat

by Maythepie3 December 15, 2023

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Tommy watts

A piece of bullshit who has a small penis.
He is always called gay and crap.

Tommy Watts is gay

by TAE IS GOOD CONTENT July 29, 2019

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Tommy is spanish

When you get a Spanish tommy you are hella lucky. Spanish Tommy's are the sexiest beings in the world and he is great in bed. Spanish tommy's are extremely fertile and can impregnate you in a second!

Girl 1: Is Tommy is Spanish great in bed?
Girl 2: He is the best i have ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Johnny is cool69 October 13, 2021

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