you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

so many puppies, so little time

Expression of repressed rage and anger at the world. Taken as a lament that with so many puppies (vulnerable shitheads/valuable commodities/etc) in the vicinity, one does not have the time or freedom to exercise one's creative vigour in destroying the whole goddamned lot of them.

Twenty CVs sent out, nineteen Dear John letters, one ignored. No money. So many puppies, so little time.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

by BB Smith April 14, 2010

can I come over to see your puppy

When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.

Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?

by interestinggirls1999 April 19, 2018

warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.

Kevin is such a warped puppy.

by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020

african slush puppy

A fat black man with large nipple, usually say the word “nigger” once a day.

Hey look at that over weight, potty mouthed, African slush puppy.

by Cherry Poppins November 15, 2017

puppy digger

A person that dates others for their puppies, much like a gold digger, except not interested in the partners money, or partner, just their puppy

'James just got a new puppy, I wonder how long it will take Corinne to start dating him, she's such a puppy digger'

by Chasethenapper November 15, 2017