kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Lonely Table

When youre sitting at lunch, and youre the only one on your side of the table. everyone is crowded on the other side of the table just to be away from you.

yeah theyre doing the lonely table to her

by swagsurfing March 5, 2011

The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.

Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!

by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021

toxic table

A group of girls that you should NOT mess with EVER

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD it’s the toxic table

by milson jim’s dog July 2, 2020

wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Tableing

The act of flipping a table to use it as cover in a gunfight.

When the cowboy started shooting, everyone started tableing as not to get shot

by thats_a_plant September 28, 2021

Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

Finally, I am kung fu table

by Hexyglam July 26, 2013