American Pick

Verb - stealing, especially taking things that might not be noticed or missed.

Noun - Theft

X - "Where did you find that rotary phone?"

Y - "I american picked it from storage in the office basement when I was working there."

by chevybabbs March 8, 2011

The American doughnut

The act of sticking your winky in a sugar glazed doughnut and demanding your partner to lick it off and trading roles with a phallus until the box of doughnuts are empty

Husband: Time to suck my glazed winky dear
Wife: you mean the American doughnut?
Husband: yeah where is the phallus?

by Tomorrow’s tit December 24, 2020

American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021

Gative American

A Native American who also happens to be gay.

Friend #1: YO!! You see that rainbow teepee over there bro?!

Friend #2: Yeah bro, that’s just a Gative American.

by Johnger1109 March 3, 2021

American-owned

Code word for business that is owned and operated by white people. Mostly used in the motel and gas station business to differentiate the business from others run by Asian-Americans specifically of Indian decent.

Hey Bubba, let’s stay at the American-owned motel, we know it’s clean since it is run by whites like us.

by Perspective is Truth April 15, 2021

American Rugby

The correct name for the sport Americans mistakenly call football. The ball and rules of the game themselves being based on English Rugby, which itself evolved from football when a guy decided he wanted to try carrying the football instead of kicking it. Thus shape of football which was round so that it would roll on the ground when kicked was changed into a shape more conducive to being held in the hands.

“Keith was a star quarterback on his high schools American Rugby team.”

by OkayOque April 27, 2021

American Politics

An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.

"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022