Johnny Cage punch

The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.

Guy: "Zork sucks!"
Me: (Does the splits and punches his groin) "Johnny Cage Punched!"

by El Singario February 11, 2006

Crazy Uncle Johnny

One cool motherfucker.

See that guy over there...he's Crazy Uncle Johnny.

by Mistr_Sir December 29, 2007

A Johnny derp fan

A person who is so stupidly biased for johnny depp they don't even realise it

That guy is clearly a johnny derp fan if he can't see they were both abusers

by Cheekytikki May 30, 2022

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

an extremely underrated comic by our lord and savior Jhonen Vasquez

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (JTHM) is good . please read it

by fandomsexgod_ June 25, 2021

Johnny sins son

This man is named Brandon an has the largest cock in the world and will kill you in one pump/thrust

hey your johnny sins son right?

shut up before I kill you with my cock

by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022

Johnny's Food Truck

Food truck in the ghetto serving Spanish food late into the night.

"Bro I'm hungry, going for some grub brb..."
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"

by Bucket West Miguel January 05, 2020

Johnny Rotten complex

A behavioral disorder, in which the patient behaves like a complete and utter belligerent arsehole because they are trying, vainly and way too hard, to be as punk as humanly possible. Common among snotty teenagers, but most outgrow it.

Kelsey used to be cool, but she developed a Johnny Rotten complex, and now she's this little bitch who tries way too hard to be oi oi punk rawk.

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003