I'm going to sleep

When the person you're talking to or texting really does NOT want to talk to or text you.
It has to be late at night, otherwise it would make no sense whatsoever.
John: What's up?
Victoria: Not much, I'm going to sleep.
by EbearV1.0 November 26, 2014
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I'm watching you

I'm watching you
by plat333 January 11, 2021
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EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.
Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)
by personqwerty123456789 March 06, 2012
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I'm festively plump

The response when someone calls you fat...
Dude 1: Daym girl...why are you so fat?
Dude 2: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump
by thegirlthatkrumps December 22, 2010
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Sorry, I'm American

The most useful excuse you will ever have when visiting a foreign land. Gives you almost instant leeway to be rude, ignorant, or just all around screw with foreign peoples mind. Because most countries expect so little brain power from us, why not use that to our advantage, hmm?
ex 1;
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?

Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *

ex 2;

Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*

ex 3;

Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*

(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :)
by LocustOfTheNile666 February 08, 2011
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that's what I'm saying

"I agree with you wholeheartedly"
"I couldn't have said it better myself"
could be an opinion about something good or bad
Those two just argue all night. They should just break-up.
That's what I'm sayin'

That was the best concert I've ever seen in my entire life!
That's what I'm sayin'!
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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i'm just sayin'

Response when your motive for saying something is questioned and you a) had no motive or b) do not want to reveal your motive.
a.)
"I like monkeys."
"Huh?"
"I'm just sayin'"

b.)
"John's coming to the party tonight."
"I don't care. I'm not really interested in him anymore."
"I'm just sayin'"
by joribeth April 21, 2005
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