When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.
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Get the milking the mouse mug.A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.
by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015
Get the mouse dicked mug.The two mice were in the creme, the first one drowned, and the second one ket struggling until it vhurned the creme into butter and crawled out until it could walk. So it didn't walk on water, but it did make it out of something that was liquid, until it could walk on solid ground again.
One thing is certain when all else seems uncertain if you don't keep struggling, you will be the mouse that drowns. You sink or you swim intil you can walk again, and once you can walk again, you start to have options of what to do and what not to do. Life is worth losing, so the worst case scenario is you end up the mouse that drowns or geys sick. Is that really the horror story the media tries to make it seem to be?
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Get the Sea Mouse mug.My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool
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Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.
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