Morning Suprise

Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.

Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.

Morning Suprise by 2BRO2B November 26, 2015

morning mayo 

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

morning mayo by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015

Morning Gossip 

News that's just in; in and around 7:30- 8:30am & must be discussed with your bestie. Usually on the phone whilst on the way to work.

Phone rings, one friend to another:- -"Morning Gossip!"

-"Literally, SO much chat and it's only 7:45am!"

Morning Gossip by #Lawyered January 18, 2016

morning vin 

When you forget to brush your teeth in the morning and go to school with ass-smelling breath

Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.

Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"

morning vin by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Morning Meat 

When you wake up with a boner

Wow this morning I woke up with a morning meat

Morning Meat by Tad Stenson July 2, 2016

Morning Zombie 

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.

I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.

Morning Zombie by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016

Morning drunk

When you can't spell,talk or do anything in the morning.

Man leave me alone im morning drunk
Friend: put you put your cat in the washer!

Morning drunk by Senpaioctopianal August 19, 2016