morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015

Morning Gossip

News that's just in; in and around 7:30- 8:30am & must be discussed with your bestie. Usually on the phone whilst on the way to work.

Phone rings, one friend to another:- -"Morning Gossip!"

-"Literally, SO much chat and it's only 7:45am!"

by #Lawyered January 18, 2016

morning vin

When you forget to brush your teeth in the morning and go to school with ass-smelling breath

Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.

Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Morning Meat

When you wake up with a boner

Wow this morning I woke up with a morning meat

by Tad Stenson July 2, 2016

Morning Zombie

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.

I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016

Morning drunk

When you can't spell,talk or do anything in the morning.

Man leave me alone im morning drunk
Friend: put you put your cat in the washer!

by Senpaioctopianal August 19, 2016

Moaning Dead

When you eat so much that you are in a PAINFUL food coma, where your only form of communication is in the form of moans and groans.

After he had eaten 5 cheeseburgers and a steak , it was evident that he had joined the ranks of the Moaning Dead.

by LeeOwnE October 1, 2016