pre meat

Pre meat is defined as before meat.
Such as an egg before it turns into a chick

The egg is pre meat

by Eggispremeat May 20, 2019

Meat Barrel

Another way to describe a fleshlight or someone who is a quadruple amputee and does porn.

Man thanks for letting me use your meat barrel.
You ever watch some of that meat barrel porn?

by Zimzalabim June 19, 2019

Children meat

When you own a beef factory in Vietnam but then you realize there are no cows in Vietnam so you butcher your child laborers and make them into food.

This children meat tastes soooo good

Oh darn I don’t have cows, time for children meat substitution

by LittleBoneFaggot September 16, 2019

backseat meat

The act of someone eating or beating someone else's meat in the backseat of a car.

Stoner Dude 1 : Dude I was in an uber with my girl on the way to the weed shop and we got hella bored so I gave her some backseat meat and she took it like a boss until the uber driver made us get out of the car and we had to walk to the smokeshop naked!
Stoner Dude 2 : Dude no fuckin way!!! know take a hit from dis bong

by Pussy Licker 69 420 September 27, 2019

Meat boge

One United States dollar

Hey can I buy some reef? I've got twenty meat boges.

by RustyJim420 May 23, 2018

Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.

I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.

Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020