meat slit

"Let me see your meat slit."
by medusadetected August 27, 2023
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Meat Barrel

Another way to describe a fleshlight or someone who is a quadruple amputee and does porn.
Man thanks for letting me use your meat barrel.
You ever watch some of that meat barrel porn?
by Zimzalabim June 20, 2019
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Thug Meat

a huge black penis bigger then the human eye can comprehend
that thug meat looked like godzillas tail !
by LostxArcid January 24, 2016
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meat beanie

Mother; I don't want our son to be circumcised.
Father; Fine, I guess he's going to have a meat beanie.
by Jhalika January 07, 2014
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Meat Cereal

The dried kibble food made of meat that you feed to dogs or cats.
Aw crap, my cat is out of meat cereal, now what will I feed him? He's going to scratch up my couch for sure.
by Iainbonics December 30, 2010
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Side Meat

Noun; The parts of a vagina that hang out the sides of a woman's panties or swimsuit bottoms. Usually kind of saggy.
Man, look at her side meat in that bikini! She's sure been run through!

Don't wear goggles in the pool or you're sure to see some mangled side meats.
by Did you say Groovy? October 19, 2022
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meat hamster

noun
a member of a gym that has enlarged muscles, but hands and feet stay the same, resembling a large hamster
Hey, check out that meat hamster buying protein shakes.
by PizzaBabyHorsePoserMagee October 17, 2010
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