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Elijah Steinly-Marks

The best person you will ever meet, if you ever happen to meet one, immediately make them your boyfriend. If you happen to make one your boyfriend, they will be the sweetest and most devoted. They will send you the sweetest messages that make you blush and breath heavy every day. They will do everything they can to make sure that you get to call every single day. They are so fucking hot and will make you feel so fucking good every moment they can. You will fall so deeply in love with each other and will never leave. Each day you'll be reminded why you love him so fucking much.
Ramsey: I love Elijah Steinly-Marks so much. I'm happy I get to be his girlfriend.
by SuperGirlyGoast January 23, 2023
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Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut
Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever
by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023
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Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023
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snitch-ass marks

cops who "lowkey" (but actually illegally) "snatch" or "snitch" the phones of people who are in jail (usually only for the night for something not too serious) and lurk all of their texts, also sometimes applies to probation officers
"all these snitch-ass marks, jealous of my swag because i'm movin cash"
by darfefe46 May 27, 2023
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The Ole Groucho Marks

When you don't manscape, so you got a nice big bush of pubes, and bury your member in your partners mouth, so they wear your pubes like eyebrows and look like Groucho Marks.
Damn, I bout pissed myself laughing, lookin all bushy browed when I gave em the Ole Groucho Marks.
by Daisy Chain for Satan January 12, 2024
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Guillem Aguete Marcos

A synonym for "owned".
-Damn, hat guy got Guillem Aguete Marcos'd!
by therealmayo February 7, 2024
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a Mrs. Marks

An old women stalker in a horror movie, the kind that creeps up from behind you, "Hellllllllo, child." Her hand is as cold as ice, and she is old and wears her spectacles on a string. Her laugh is a turkey vulture, and her smile is devilish and menacing.

Beware...
Natalie: Our new substitute teacher is creeping me out!
Emily: How so?
Natalie: Well, she came up to give me my graded test, and her hand was really cold and her voice was raspy!
Emily: Oh yah, now I see, she's such a Mrs. Marks.
Natalie: Totally!
by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 11, 2011
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