Loder

-A loser; One who loses.
-Marc

Marc is such a Loder.

by rgfregjkergkr April 17, 2011

Loser

Someone who has no desire to do anything and sits around all day jacking off and walking around the house naked with dried up sperm stains all over them because they don't shower after jacking off. They live with their parents at the age of 32 and they don't care about anyone or anything. They never shave or shower and have scum all over their teeth and accidentally shit themselves because they fart while jacking off.

My cousin shit his pants while jacking off in his parents basement because he farted and chose not to take a shower and he smells like shit and sperm. He is a total fucking loser!

by [e-mail] September 21, 2018

Bi-loser

A person that loses all the time and is generally a failure at life.

Ashley is a real bi-loser.

by nogrenadesplz March 25, 2011

The Biggest Loser

a sports fan who gives up his/her season tickets the same year the team wins a championship. The reason for giving up the season tickets is either a) the team has had too many disappointing seasons or b) the person is just being cheap

NOTE: This person should never be allowed to purchase season tickets ever again, banned from all future sporting events of this team, and never again be able to call themselves a "fan"

Billy said he was the biggest Giants fan in San Francsico, but The Biggest Loser gave up his season tickets last year when they won the World Series!

by Estimated Prophet August 22, 2011

loseratosis

Instead of calling a smart, dweeby person a loser, call them a loseratosis. They will understand it because its smarter.

Melissa is a loseratosis for knowing the molecular formula for hydrochloric acid

by Melissa K February 24, 2007

lolerjets

lolerjets is when you lol soo hard you actualy fall out of your chair (when your at your computer desk

i loled soo hard i had to use my lolerjets.

by chrixs0 August 3, 2007

lolerrawsexinurturban

1:A hyper intense form of lolerrawsex, resulting in an exploding penis. Usualy involving a brown person with a turban.

2: comparing something to the pleasure of lolerrawsexinurturban. Usualy in a response form.

1. " i had lolerrawsexinurturban last night"

" is that why your crouch is bleeding?"

by Prancingcow283 January 17, 2010