by Dickinass123 May 10, 2019
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Get the Kyle mug.to tell your friends you can go somewhere and then wait a few days to tell them that you can't go because you procrastinated and didn't tell your parents until the last minute or you have to celebrate a distant relatives birthday
Guy 1: Yo dude lets go to the park next week.
Guy 2: Yeah sure i'm pretty sure I can go.
Guy 1: alright.
*5 days pass.
Guy 2: Oh my mom said I can't go because its my cousin's sister's grandmothers birthday so yeah.
Guy 1: friken stop pulling a Kyle
Guy 2: Yeah sure i'm pretty sure I can go.
Guy 1: alright.
*5 days pass.
Guy 2: Oh my mom said I can't go because its my cousin's sister's grandmothers birthday so yeah.
Guy 1: friken stop pulling a Kyle
by SlightlyGoingToFaint August 24, 2018
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Get the Dirty Kyle mug.When you start a sentence about something mundane, but you think faster than you talk so you end up encompassing your views on the meaning of life and the origins of the universe while ordering a cheeseburger.
Man, when he starts kyling out it's like a video bufferring and 9,000 random facts speed by every time it gets stuck.
by skeptichemist87 March 20, 2016
Get the kyling out mug.a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.
"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
by KyleWasGayAnywaysFam April 15, 2019
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