"Damn Bong Water Johnson, that was dumb as shit."
by Kanye West's sexy uncle July 30, 2020
I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.
by rayjay October 12, 2005
Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”
by starchild.69.69 July 21, 2019
a variation on the hank johnson where the hands have a up and down motion while the hank johnson is going down.
by robitio57 January 06, 2008
A much fancier way of saying "Hell Hole" or "Freak Show".
Typically used to describe a place with tons of mentally disabled white people.
Typically used to describe a place with tons of mentally disabled white people.
Person A : "Goddamn, that place was filled with retarded inbreds."
Person B : "Haha! It's Johnson County Schools down there!"
Person B : "Haha! It's Johnson County Schools down there!"
by High Tonight December 17, 2022
DONATIONS DONATIONS. GIFTSSSSSS. GIFTSSSSSS
"Yo bro, what is the snow bunny crisis, and why do you keep telling me I'm a negro?" - Charleston White
"The snow bunny crisis is a term coined by Dr. Umar Johnson to stop the spread of the black brothers from getting down on their knees for these white women." - Kamari Amadu
"The snow bunny crisis is a term coined by Dr. Umar Johnson to stop the spread of the black brothers from getting down on their knees for these white women." - Kamari Amadu
by DrUmarJohnsonLover911 January 24, 2023
One of the prettiest and most perfect girls on youtube. Lia is a singer, actress and plays the guitar and she is very talented at all 3. She has a gorgeous smile that lights up the world. Her birthday is November 23 1996 and she lives in San Diego. Her own channel has over 200,000 subscribers and she also appears on a few other shows like My Music and Teens React.
youtube.com/liamariejohnson
twitter.com/LiaMarieJohnson
facebook.com/LiaMarieJohnsonFanPage
youtube.com/liamariejohnson
twitter.com/LiaMarieJohnson
facebook.com/LiaMarieJohnsonFanPage
by BiggestLiaFanAUS October 17, 2012