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jason

A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales
Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper
by Pee-Pee Dirty Dan May 8, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a guy who will be there for you when you don’t know who to turn to. He is the most funniest person on your contacts list I guarantee. Jason will be a shoulder to lean on and will comfort you in times of need. Jason will be there and never let you down when memes are required. Though he had a dark sense of humour, he knows what to say in serious times. Jason will always make sure that you are okay if you have any sign of sadness. He is loyal, jokey and handsome. Jason will make your life a hell of a lot better.
Get yourself a Jason, everyone must have one

“We all love Jason”
by Sando June 8, 2018
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jason isaiah

The combination of two very powerful names and Jason Isaiah can light up a room and turn out the lights all on the same evening I am very very funny very sexual add very in tune with his feelings and yours if the you were in a relationship with him or are close to him in some kind away loving him is the challenge and the journey of a lifetime and should be p
Ex. My names jason Isaiah and I'm the shit baby with a capital badass
by Christin's Saiah June 9, 2018
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Jason Smolic

Crack fien & Theif

Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals

can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time
Did you see that Jason Smolic was father of the year 2021
by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023
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Jason Oatman

Jason Oatman has a great day.
by dearest pet November 23, 2021
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Jason

the man of my dreams he’s the sweetest boy i’ve ever laid my eyes on even though people say he’s an ass but you jus gotta get to know him frl he’s pretty bad at basketball but i never say that to anyone n always defend him
omg look it’s jason i wish he gave me a second chance
by smfh August 24, 2023
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Jason

A cocky ass person who thinks everyone is obsessed with him. Very dramatic and short tempered. In denial of real life and lives in his own world. Definitely likes it up the ass. If you meet a Jason, run.
Jason's there! I'm not going.
by tally69 November 14, 2022
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