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Jason-ing 

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.
Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.
Jason-ing by Redmouse69 February 8, 2019
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jason'ing 

Verb; to cancel plans consistantly via text by giving a somewhat reasonable excuse while still trying to maintain the "good guy" title.
Girl, he's Jason'ing you! He screwed you over three times because of a meeting at 730pm on a saturday. Cut him off and move on!

You're getting jasoned.
jason'ing by Snugglesorous January 29, 2017

Jasoning Yourself 

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.
"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"
Jasoning Yourself by kramer1354 April 26, 2021
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