jade and jaden 

just two people with commitment issues trying to commit to each other

Jade and Jaden trying to solve their problem every other day.

Jade: what are we?
Jaden: what do you think we are?
Jade: a mess.

jade and jaden by jade lol February 27, 2022

briseis slept better than jaden 

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .

briseis slept better than jaden

briseis slept better than jaden by briseis slept better than jade April 25, 2022

Being a JADEN 

Not hanging out with the boys for a girl, fucks 2 times for 10 seconds. He’s a sexy boy but needs more play.

Not a jaden being a jaden

Being a JADEN by Gschockz July 7, 2022

50 Cent & Jaden Smith

two rappers who also act, somewhat
they even look a little similar,
but they're not related

50 Cent & Jaden Smith look related, but is it just me or is it a Little Caesars Phenominon,

50 Cent & Jaden Smith by NattytheGreat November 2, 2024

Gooning With Jaden

"Gooning with Jaden" is a nod to the saying "Cooking with Kia", a pornstar who has a cooking page on TikTok.
This saying means to vigorously masturbate with Jaden Gooner

1: Gooning with Jaden! Gooning with Jaden!
Jaden: Shut the fuck up dude I'll beat your fucking ass

Gooning With Jaden by Brangat8whatitis June 29, 2026