Definitions by Brangat8whatitis
Floridian Megaphone
A "Floridian Megaphone" is the act of a man talking into a woman's anus, while she is farting (MAY CONTAIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA) or vice versa (Woman on man Megaphonics)
Jaden man: "Can we do a Floridian Megaphone again, babe?"
Female #15: "Yes but this time I want you to do it to me!"
Jaden man: "Okay but I'll have to beat the fucking shit out you you motherfucker."
Female #15: "Yes but this time I want you to do it to me!"
Jaden man: "Okay but I'll have to beat the fucking shit out you you motherfucker."
Floridian Megaphone by Brangat8whatitis July 25, 2026
Gooning With Jaden
"Gooning with Jaden" is a nod to the saying "Cooking with Kia", a pornstar who has a cooking page on TikTok.
This saying means to vigorously masturbate with Jaden Gooner
This saying means to vigorously masturbate with Jaden Gooner
Gooning With Jaden by Brangat8whatitis June 29, 2026
Stinkfap
"Stinkfap" (or "Stinkfapping") refers to the act of flatulence while masturbating, which tends to illicit an undesirable smell.
Me: "Jaden! You can't stinkfap right before I come over, it smells bad!"
Jaden: "Shut the fuck up dude I'll beat your fucking ass if you ever say I can't stinkfap before fucking coming over bitch."
Jaden: "Shut the fuck up dude I'll beat your fucking ass if you ever say I can't stinkfap before fucking coming over bitch."
Stinkfap by Brangat8whatitis June 29, 2026