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Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.
“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”
by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020
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Jacob Mathew

If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.

What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats
Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".
by CJ from Jumpstreet October 10, 2022
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Jacob Abraham

A Jacob abraham is a person who is a massive bills mafia fan, and is often extremely loud when watching football. They often get cut from football teams for unruly behavior, and they love Josh allen and pushing p.
Jant: Damn!!! Why’s he so loud?

Cartier: Don’t worry about him. He’s a Jacob Abraham.
by should’ve gotten a plain pie January 27, 2022
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Jacob nation

Jacob is a very kind person he is good a sports like hockey and basketball.He like to have fun he has a lot of friends he will say what every comes to his mind. He is cute and smart and also small. He gets a lot of girls as his friends because of his personality he is great to be around.
by Same here June 7, 2019
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jacob q

Someone Who Gets All The Girls, Loyal and Very Smart. Someone Who Is Dedicated To Goals.
my new years resolution is to become a “Jacob Q”
by urdanydictionary October 26, 2020
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Jacob's Boyfriend

by not chris's dad March 8, 2022
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Jacob Saggertaggers

a monstrous “music artist” that is popular with 12 year olds
“Have y’all heard of Jacob Saggertaggers new song? is as disgusting as a smokers computer!”
by .ayano aishi. October 30, 2019
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