When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘
(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)
by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018

when you cut parts of an image off but retain parts of it, typically for comedic or general utility.
by ariiajf;aif August 29, 2022

This superduper cop called the FBI because she thought Her mother, father, brother and aunt were Thinking of criminal activity. Just thinking of a thought.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

Kid: Mom! Ronnie ate all the cookies!
Ronnie: ^_^
Mom: Ronnie how dare you! Go to your room. You're in big trouble ! And as for YOU, no more playing cop.
Ronnie: ^_^
Mom: Ronnie how dare you! Go to your room. You're in big trouble ! And as for YOU, no more playing cop.
by ineedmealife September 9, 2017

A phrase used to tell someone to do something, while at the same time warn that the cops are nearby.
by TuckerTrash25 December 10, 2017

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
