Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!

Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!

by MS.M-R February 4, 2021

Taint Tunnel

noun
1 : A person who tends to say things with complete disregard of how others will receive the message.

2 : Butt's hole.

1 : My friend is a top teir taint tunnel.
2 : Always wipe your taint tunnel from left to right.

by scottzero January 24, 2023

Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past

Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.

by Deezerman October 3, 2016

Tangy Taint

Someone that refuses or just doesn’t have the “time” to wash there taint efficiently leaving a dis-pleasurable odor for the rest of humanity. Also could be from said person not cleaning up after acts of passion or work. Could also be from former food products that get stuck to an ass hair… also see “dingleberry” for reference and definition. Also can be linked to “Trench Taint”which happens more so in the lower half of the states during the warm weather

Oh that person has some Tangy Taint, it almost made me gag

by Toast and Butter January 11, 2022

Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.

I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.

by Bob~Da~Builder January 11, 2014

taint titties

Testicles

Hey everyone (points to testicles), check out my taint titties!

by Olygote December 19, 2016

taint forest

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.

Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014