Taint dragger

The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.

You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!

by JSS JAMES April 22, 2009

Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.

Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.

by Tom Cobb September 1, 2008

pissy taint

When you piss on her taint for her

I love it when he gives me a pissy taint

by Her baby's daddy February 27, 2017

Tainted Love

When your girlfriend filly let’s you back into her vagina, because she has been starting fights with you for weeks to not have to fuck you. Only to the find out her vagina has been stretched open by another man, because you have a smaller than normal penis

The love my girlfriend gives me is tainted love

by 99_Problems April 12, 2022

Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

e-taint

The place some piece of electronic communications resides between sending and receiving. Usually only noteworthy when the delay is pronounced.

Wilma: Why did not not answer my text? Dino was choking!
Fred: I never got a text from you.
Wilma: Bullshit, show me your phone!
Fred takes out phone and shows recent texts with none from from Wilma...
Wilma: My text must be stuck in the e-taint.

by jfburke619 September 12, 2018