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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving one normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man's dick.
"Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower"

"Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Charlie and the chocolate factory"

"I can't do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming"

"Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we're burning through our budget on film, we don't even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we're gonna go bankrupt"

"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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Beer tower

Associated with Will Ferrel’s son. The process of stacking empty cans of beer to use in a sexual act.
Dude did you beer tower her again?
by Jack,1112 December 22, 2023
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Raw tower

The word's first known use is in 1766. Raw tower came into English via French, from Italian: rah tower. The phrase was used to refer to a long bare (rah) tower. It gained the name raw tower after getting mistaken in translation and now means to informally sex a bitch raw and impregnate her
by LoofAh killer March 29, 2021
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Tower Setting

To structure a thought in a way that brings in a new perspective.
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The Building of a foundation for new perspectives based from two or more ideas coming together to form one ideology.
Tim and Jim sat around the fire sharing ideas. Thus creating a tower setting Environment.
by Body Aura July 25, 2023
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Transmission tower

It’s just fucking lookin thing that looks like an Eiffel Tower but 100 times worse. And has these wires longer than your (micro)penis
Ballsucker: Hey look it’s the Eiffel Tower!
Smartshart: NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS IT’S A TRANSMISSION TOWER
by The Idiotic Neologist January 2, 2023
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Trump Tower

When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.
I shat so much this morning i Trump Towered my balls.
by Michoui Padeviande July 30, 2022
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CN Tower

The tallest tower in Toronto and an icon of the city.
No one from Toronto has actually been to the CN Tower. No one's paying for a tourist attraction when they're not tourists.
by bluepen75 May 27, 2021
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