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hooker punch

When an infamercial star decides to have a a night of fun and the hooker or insignificant other bites his penis and he punches the hooker in the face in response
It is fact that the ShamWoW guy has an insatiable appetite to hooker punch.
by SuperStellarStarfish January 6, 2010
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Hooker-Face

The planet that holds home to all Whorgans. A planet made primarily of mountains of syphilis and rolling plains of Ghonorhea. Fun to visit, but be warned, once you visit you will be on anti-biotics for the remainder of your life. Most common illness on planet Hooker-Face is GhonasyphihepilAIDS (A, B, and C).
"Dang, that was fun, but after my trip to Hooker-Face I can no longer get rid of this rash!"
by MegaMed April 5, 2010
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hooker

1. A street prostitute.

2. A disgusting skank whore.

3. Any woman, if you have enough money.
"I got AIDS from a hooker."

"Nicki Minaj is a hooker with AIDS."

"I offered (insert woman's name) a million dollars, yada yada yada, I came in that hooker's mouth."
by Blackburne September 20, 2012
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John Lee Hooker

A cocktail consisting of an addmixture of Scotch, Bourbon, and Beer.
Holy shit, I can't believe I just drank a John Lee Hooker.
by Sensei Toothpick April 30, 2009
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hooker-bitch

a word used to describe a girl that you really, really don't like, when "fat bitch" just won't suffice.
coming home from work to see your boyfriend in bed with your best friend, she is such a hooker-bitch!!!!
by emma gough October 9, 2006
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hockey players

A Canadian sport that in high school determines your popularity. The higher the level, the more popular they are.
Cody: Triple A hockey players right here

Bob: Guess your pretty popular then, eh?
by lifeincanada February 5, 2014
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hooker

A person who give sex for drugs. Toxicomane.
Hey, did you see that prostitute on the street? Yeah but he is not doing it for the money, she is a hooker.
by JewsWorldOrder. March 23, 2016
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