hey obey me!

Cringe ass line, only degenerates say things relative to this. If you ever say this, please…find help. IMMEDIATELY!!!!! (before i give you backshots) (i will edge on your face.) im looking at you screenshotter.

Angel: “Hey obey Me!”
Woman: “No, I don’t have to obey you.”
Angel: *shoves it deeper* “DO AS I SAY!”
Woman: “Leave me alone you black nigger monkey yo shit is so small if you put it in my pussy, i’ll still have air rushing in. 🍆🍆🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾”

by DoinkMyDilly3000 January 11, 2024

Hey

U have a phattie

If u say hey u have a fattie

by Hannahal July 11, 2022

hey kitty pspspsps

Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist

person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)

person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here

person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.

by that straight man January 15, 2024

Hey Im Zomee

It's a very cool Roblox youtuber who likes to eat pie.

-"Have you watched Hey Im Zomee recently?"
-"Yeah, man, he's so fat!"

by CoolDude234534534 January 21, 2019

snow hey ho

cool riff

"snow hey ho is rhcp's best song"

by cool guy76 May 29, 2022

Hey

If she/he puts three “y’s” inside her “hey” she is either down or ready to fuck.

“Heyyy” what are you doing later tonight?

by Goddsbeast July 2, 2020

Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?

Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025