Gauntlet to Manhood

Upon his 18th birthday, the boy must endure a submission-wrestling gauntlet of 3 rounds.

The rounds go until submission or pass-out-- there are no time limits.

There is a designated 30 second break between rounds.

If the boy passes out during any of the rounds, the gauntlet-administrators must lie him on his back, lift his feet to revive him to consciousness, and profess he is 18, convincing the boy it is midnight.

Once the boy completes all three rounds, his shall no longer be called "the boy", but instead "the man".

"Dude my 18th birthday is this weekend!"

"Are you ready for the Gauntlet to Manhood?"

"Not really, I do not know the fundamentals to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and thus will get my ass beat."

by BadEar November 10, 2009

Grant Parker

A good looking amazing singer. A youtube star to be.

Grant Parker

by Kim43424 May 4, 2011

grentibear

A mans with a huge cock that will pulverize ur girls pussy so hard.

Omg grentibear the savage dick king just pulverized my pussy
Grentibear is a fucking savage

by Grentibear March 14, 2017

Grant Morrison

The highest (quality) comic book writer.Credits include Nameless, Seven Soldiers, All-Star Superman, and Animal Man.

That new graphic novel by Grant Morrison was such a trip.

by Hercules Mulligan August 2, 2017

Grant Sanders

a backwards hat wearing redneck smurf

Man look at the Grant Sanders. I wish I had that much fashion.

by FagslAyer11 August 27, 2017

Grant

MY BOYFRIEND

Random Girl: Hey he’s cute I’m going to slide right into those dms. What’s his name?
Bff: Grant.
Me: Um no girl he’s mine 😘

by Me_4 November 14, 2018

Grant

You’ll be very lucky to find a Grant, grants are the best guys ever! You will Fallon love with them right when you look into their eyes. They are cute, smart, funny, and sweet! You never want to lose a Grant!

“I heard that she’s still with Grant, she says he’s the best boyfriend ever!”

by Oofergirl2018 November 24, 2018