I Got Next

To call seconds or claiming your spot on someones girlfriend. telling your mans & them you will hook up with their girlfriends. similar to calling shotgun in a car.

"ay yo! tell your sister i got next!!"

"hey jim just broke up with his girl", "oh fo real!? about time! tell that sucker i got next"

by E&J ALL DAY October 31, 2007

Got some cheek

her ass is epic -

enough said.

by A. GIV June 14, 2004

Got Laid Parade

Another term for the walk of shame. Why should it be shameful if two people have some fun throwing each other around?

"Dude..I went home after the bar to that chick's place and did her. Didn't even give her my number this morning. She just said thanks as I walked out the door!"
*high five*
Friend says, "Sweet! You did the Got Laid Parade!"

by ImSchindizzle June 06, 2014

You Got Shot

To have been farted upon

Ha Ha, you got shot.

by One Sexy Filipino October 14, 2005

Served, you got

v., in a past-tense.

To get "served" one must get either screwed over, shown up by another, or slapped in the face by someone usually of the female sex. In no way whatsoever does this have to do with the gay movie "You Got Served".

You bought a shitty car from that guy... you got served.

Dude, that guy totally beat your ass in basketball! You got served!

Whoa! That chick just slapped the fuck out of you! You got served!

by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004

shawty got a choppa

a female thats got a nice booty

If a lady walks by and all your friends eyes follow her as she walks by you say damn shawty got a choppa.

by gangstabrah1123 March 02, 2010

and then I got laid

An expression attached to the end of a horribly told or terribly boring story as an attempt to salvage the amusement of the audience.

Last night I was at a party and there was this girls that I thought I new but then when I got a little closer I realized it wasn't the girl I thought it was...and then I got laid.

by WestSideMcFly May 20, 2010