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Electric Forest

1. n. An indoor marijuana-growing operation supported by electric lights, an irrigation system, and ventilation. Hence, an electric forest of marijuana.
Guy: Dude I found Bro's dad's electric forest when I leaned against this wall in his basement last night.

Dude: What no way let's go camping!
by BobMarleyNationalPark July 19, 2012
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[forest fire]

a bushy cunt with crabs.
A woman you have to stay away from. She will give you a burning lip stick. And that is not fun. That is what will will happen is you touch a forest fire.
by Adam Mchimer February 17, 2008
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Forest Bride

The term originated during WW2. If you were being hunted by your government or hunted during War Tine, your sexual partner would be considered your "Forest Bride".
Jew1: "Who you shaggin' bro?"

Jew2: "I got myself a Forest Bride, cause Hitler's chasing me"
by Bengimin February 6, 2012
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forensics

a government investigation group that finds pubic hairs and seman under a stove or slip and fall into seman wile investigating a crime scene.
"this place is a mess!!!"..."cheack it for seman" said the forensics team
by fuck mate 303 June 19, 2009
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Forest Lake Senior High School

Forest Lake Senior High School is a microcosm of the city of Forest Lake. Sadly, most of its graduates can't even pronounce microcosm, let alone know what it means. The school can be described briefly with three words - racist, drugs, and idiocracy.

The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.

The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.

The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.
Principal beginning graduation speech: "Start your tractors! Start your tractors!"

Student: "I fucking hate this school."

Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."
by P1ntsize_Anthro November 15, 2011
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forest fire

A really horrible band that sucks beyond belief, but at least they try and have fun. cough cough bullshit cough cough
You wanna hear Forest Fire later?

Hell no! They suck, but at least they try and have fun!

cough cough lame excuse cough cough
by Jared Goldfarb April 10, 2003
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