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Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.
Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.
by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018
mugGet the Bird Hairmug.

Wemyss Bird

A species originating from the Island of Wemyss in Scotland. Currently residing off the coast south of Sydney, New South Wales.

Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.

They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.
by Nickel West March 12, 2008
mugGet the Wemyss Birdmug.

touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird
Becky walked up to John and touched the bird
by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015
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beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"
"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"
by broadbean December 23, 2017
mugGet the beetle birdmug.

bird dodged

A term for Cock Blocked used in the movie "Bender's Big Score"
Consider Yourself... BIRD DODGED!!!
by Phosplelonagen May 15, 2018
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scout bird

The dead offspring of the Spycrab, being in Team Fortress 2 flying around the surroundings of pl_upward and ctf_2fort for half a day before Valve patched the glitch, knocking the species into extinction. The scout bird was discovered by a lone youtuber in the wild playing plr_hightower when he found a bug caused by the Atomizer recent patch. This bug was performed by holding the Mad Milk and dying in spawn, dropping the milk on the floor, and picking it up while holding down m1 with the mad milk in hand. Doing this causes the scout to enter an A-posed state. In this state, you are allowed infinite double jumps, allowing the scout to fly. Note that the scout cannot attack during this state. Unfortunately, the TF2 team saw this bug and quickly patched it up before it was a day old.
those scout birds should get kicked...
by tf2faninc May 18, 2018
mugGet the scout birdmug.

fluttering bird

When one sporadically shakes his/her hand in the air (like a fluttering bird)to distract opponent and sucker punch them with their other hand with extreme prejudice
Person 1: What was that you said, biatch! Here comes the fluttering bird!

Person 2: SHIT, that hurt, biatch!
by ben de la cruz April 5, 2005
mugGet the fluttering birdmug.

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