by SwampFever August 04, 2010
When someone stays up until the early ass hours of the morning. They're running off of coffee blood, thus using the caffeine to keep themselves running at such late hours.
It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days.
The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason.
Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults.
Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days.
The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason.
Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults.
Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
Doctor: "It seems that our patients have Coffee Blood."
Assistant: "The following patients: Miranda, Martha, Kristen, Ry, Becca, Cidra, James, Alycia, Brian, Shannon, Andrew, and Sarah all seem to be having symptoms, sir."
Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we find a cure for this?!"
Assistant: "The following patients: Miranda, Martha, Kristen, Ry, Becca, Cidra, James, Alycia, Brian, Shannon, Andrew, and Sarah all seem to be having symptoms, sir."
Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we find a cure for this?!"
by BeMyCaptivation July 17, 2010
"Margery, get your blood-nugget off the table!"
by Kizzle t and carol lee April 03, 2008
Sarah Palin didn't bother to look up the definition of "blood libel" before quoting it to the masses.
by RealAmerica2000 January 12, 2011
A substance of mysterious origins, most likely drawn from the veins of a certain unemployed actor who thrives on an epic "#winning" lifestyle which includes "banging 7 gram rocks" with blazing machetes while fornicating with his polygamous harem on the roof while addressing the "losing" trolls down below.
by qwerkshun March 11, 2011
A phrase that explains the conflict between who/what you are and what you want: "blood" being your bloodline, family, what you were meant to do; "chocolate" being your desires in life that you should not be having.
In the movie "Blood and Chocolate", the protagonist is a werewolf who falls in love with a human. She is conflicted by her duties to her family and her desire to be with the human.
by juliceratops July 11, 2009
What Charlie Sheen is made of. It gives you the awesomeness you desire, only one problem though: Only Charlie Sheen knows where to get it, and how to use it. Charlie Sheen is the shiz!!!! Gives you the strength and courage to say "Go fuck yourself Nancy Grace!"
by Kyle Rainer March 02, 2011