Floor

It’s the stuff you fucking walk on everyday ...... unless you live in Africa where they have dirt instead

I walk on the fucking floor every day

by Kay71376 December 30, 2017

Floor scranny

Used cigarettes on the floor that typically would be discarded but a skint bitch will pick it up and smoke it, even if its just the filter left.

Me: “look at casey smoking cigarettes from the floor”

Tyler: “floor scranny”

by Toxic raptor July 20, 2021

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

floor soup

When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.

Jess Put Soup On The Floor Wow What A Leader. That’s some floor soup!

by Vitamincool February 4, 2022

national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

chocolate floor

A type of sex game when one person shits on the floor. Popular amongst furry and lgbtq community

Jackson: "Make chocolate floor"
Stephen "Yes Master"

by anonymous March 13, 2021

Does An Airman Mop The Floor

A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.

“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”

“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”

by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023