flat spoon

Its a spatula.

Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."

by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018

Flat

Bent word of approval with Northern Germanic roots. Shortened form of "flat out right."

Example...
Me: That man is a legend!
Him: That's flat, brother! That's flat.

Dude, when you said she was your one and only... that was flat!

by Kenny Bents December 15, 2018

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

Flat cock

Worse than calling someone a chicken; a Flat cock is an endearing term for one of the boys who is being a bit of a pussy or a wet ass. Used to cheer them on.

Used a lot in the french alps

Grow up you flat cock. Just do it already

by Flatcock23 January 7, 2020

Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017