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Faker John

Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.
Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John
by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023
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Flaberon

You’re being such a flaberon right now
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Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.
Jordan made plans to go hangout with me. He either never shows up or is super late. Jordan is a flake.
by FlappyJacky May 20, 2023
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flânerie

Why does she continue her flânerie if she knows where she is?
by SummaryWorld May 21, 2023
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flakexxz

a femboy, feeder and truly cute and submissive uwu (a new slang word in Thailand used for gay people)
I don't want to become flakexxz
by Isaidwrongthings June 24, 2023
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Feaker

Homosexual's that do method.
Those feakers about to get it on, since they blasted off.
by Saint head June 29, 2023
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Flabershamamagastered

a level of flabbergasted beyond the range of humanity itself
Person1: squeezes lemon into drink
Person2:

Person1: eats lemon, skin and all, then eats another one without even flinching
Person2: *and at that moment I was Flabershamamagastered*
by ghostToes July 13, 2023
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