english be hard

when you cant say a word/read a word in english even though you are english.

someone: how do you pronounce this word
someone else: i dont know, english be hard.

by oooowoooo March 23, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>

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English

if it wer spelt laik it sounded it wod lok laik dis

Ay kant spel English

by φφφ June 18, 2019

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English Passengers

The gayest book ever

English Passengers: "Heinous white scuts"

by meeeeeee!!!! September 1, 2010

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What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".

Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework

by concept not format November 30, 2019

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english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.

I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.

by Colonel Stinkwater April 19, 2018

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