by criticburnt August 6, 2018
Get the Good Eggmug. Similar to the phrase "take a lap". When someone does something extremely stupid, you tell them to go "lay an egg".
The person will either laugh, or feel embarrassed while his/her friends laugh at them.
The person will either laugh, or feel embarrassed while his/her friends laugh at them.
by JLSISTHEBESTT December 7, 2010
Get the Lay an Eggmug. The large portion of the male population posseses these in their scrotal sack. They contain male juices preferibly to be squooged,squirged, or spit on the female race.
by yancy December 8, 2006
Get the dino eggsmug. by The Nutmaster February 20, 2017
Get the egg juicemug. The act of a male raising his legs and proceeding to masturbate manually with the hand inverted so the middle, ring, and small fingers are above the thumb and forefinger. If done correctly, the visual image should be of a man "salting" his own testicles, or eggs.
So the morning after, that bitch came in with some breakfast in bed, and I told her "give me breakfast and head," and she said "why don't you just salt the eggs?"
by oatmeal145 January 8, 2010
Get the salt the eggsmug. To fart in such a way that it smells like a dead or diseased corpse coupled with the aroma of rotten hard boiled eggs, spoiled meat, sulfur, and ketchup.fartflatulencepoopshit
Glenn: So things were going well, then I egg dropped in front of her......
Timmy: Dude, tell me you didn't.
Timmy: Dude, tell me you didn't.
by fartonpeople January 24, 2015
Get the egg dropmug. A large shite from a non-descript large mammal.
From the idea that a bear, should it lay an egg, would be brown, hairy and quite large.
From the idea that a bear, should it lay an egg, would be brown, hairy and quite large.
Oh fuck it. Sorry Your Majesty, I just stepped on a bear's egg. Do excuse me for a short while whilst I wipe it from my trouser leg.
by Norfolk Panther February 20, 2009
Get the Bear's Eggmug.