Apple Dumped

A weird sex act where a man takes the core out of an apple. He then ejaculates into the apple and promptly slams the apple up the woman's vagina.

"Dude you should have been at that party last nite. Some chick was so out of it she got apple dumped by like 5 guys"

by Impact240sx March 27, 2010

Dwarf Dump

1. verb. To shit on a dwarf (aka little person), usually as a sexual act (similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only with a little person).
2. noun. A tiny circular turd left behind by a dwarf (little person), rumored in some cultures to possess magical powers.

1. The midgets were offended when he asked if they'd participate in a dwarf dump orgy.
2. Johnny found a dwarf dump in the backyard this morning, it must be his lucky day.

by malwarejake May 31, 2017

Highway Dump

The act of taking a shit on the side of the highway when there is no bathroom availible.

Gary had a serious case of turtle head poking while traveling down I-696 near Detroit. With no shitters in sight, he pulled over and took a Highway Dump in front of his car. He used his pants and underwear to wipe his ass, and was on his way.

by Floss 69 July 16, 2008

Soft Dump

The act of breaking up with a partner by lying to make them feel better. The typical lie involves blaming the dumper's own self for the problem.

1) I realized that I was being soft dumped when he said, "It's not you it's me."

by DrLuv December 9, 2011

Dumped the Bunny

After your done having sex, and your resting. Your soft cock falls out of her snapper.

I made such a mess last night. After having sex with Lauren. I fell asleep and dumped the bunny all over the bed.

by Shaun Gowman October 18, 2008

Rage Dump

Being so stressed over exams that you squat over your desk and take a dump in the middle of the examination.

Person A looks around and sees person B on their desk, crouching low.
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*

by sazzajay8 November 21, 2011

Air Dump

One's act of crouching from a standing position and moving up and down, usually while dancing, to simulate shitting in mid air.

"Oh look, that ugly broad is air dumping again"
"Have you taken an air dump today?"

by air dump express December 11, 2012