Skip to main content

Drunk-fished

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober
Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.
by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020
mugGet the Drunk-fished mug.

Drunk Toes

When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.
Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.
by rosschromatic April 18, 2010
mugGet the Drunk Toes mug.

Kiss-drunk

Kiss drunk is basically a kiss so good it leaves you in a daze to where you feel drunk, sort of like the term pussy drunk
Dude have you seen Jason’s face? He’s totally kiss-drunk from that girl that kissed him earlier..
by Pussyboyslay May 13, 2023
mugGet the Kiss-drunk mug.

Plantpot Drunk

Getting so drunk, you decide to raid peoples' front Gardens for their plant bots or bird feeders and stumble down the road with them, inevitably dropping and smashing said object.
Jake - "man i was smashed last night, why is my coat covered in mud?"

Claire - "you don't remember? You were blatantly Plantpot Drunk mate"

Jake - "ah no way, my foreheads sore too"

Martyn - "yeah you walking into a lampost"
by Chubbyjake February 17, 2010
mugGet the Plantpot Drunk mug.

Drunk Cyclist

Drunk Cyclists are the Raddest of all the cyclists. They belive in drinking really shitty beer and doing Whisky Yoga. You can spot them wearing DC Dagger Jerseys and flipping off dicks on Specialized Ebikes.
Hey Brah! Did you see that that Drunk Cyclist guy Shotgun a beer while riding his Mountain Bike!
by Air_Wolf January 17, 2018
mugGet the Drunk Cyclist mug.

drunk say

when sum1 is totally wasted and starts rambling or making hilarious confessions. similiar to a drunk dice
Girl: I love you
Guy: youre totally wasted
girl: this isnt a drunk say!
guy: sure
by Grant the lurker July 23, 2007
mugGet the drunk say mug.

drunk rooster

1. After a loong night of drinking, when your friend wakes you up with violent barfing reminiscent of a rooster crowing.
You: "You made it to work today?"
Your bro: "Yeah man, Dave pulled a drunk rooster this morning..."
by entonidas March 27, 2013
mugGet the drunk rooster mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email