Eat my donut

The act of consuming ones anus. An act of sheer flexibility.

The other day during yoga, I got to eat my donut.

by Peaches Brother September 5, 2013

Cherry Donut Hole

The man inserts the tip or head of his penis into a butthole and the two precede to rotate their bodies in opposite directions until a 360 is completed. If the individuals are lucky a chocolate dipped cherry donut hole will occur and the partner must proceed to lick it off. Partners must be married. If more information is needed to explain this task please leave a post.

"I rocked a cherry donut hole last night."

"If you don't shut your mouth, I will give you a cherry donut hole."

"May I have a cherry donut hole please?"

"A dozen cherry donut holes to go please."

by thebaker125 July 30, 2009

sour cream donut

Prior to intercourse, a man ejaculates into a microwavable cup, then proceeds to microwaving it, thus making it sour. Then using it as lube during intercourse.

Paul, I gave this bitch a sour cream donut in her spokes because her pussy stunk.

by maesterchief June 20, 2008

Orange Donut Stick

Nasty rotton hiv infected saggy old musty ass nigga dick!

Colton be rockn that orange donut stick! :D

by Cuntface Dickhole July 9, 2010

polish donut farmer

A really stupid person. This term is taken from a story of Polish farmers who planted cheerios in the ground expecting to later harvest donuts.

That guy just put a bottle rocket in his ass and lit it. He's a real polish donut farmer

by Stu Manito August 20, 2006

Two Venison Donuts

00 buckshot, as in 'two donuts (o's) of venison (buck)'. Used as a warning to people you don't want around, like exes. If they were expecting a meal and hospitality they'd better expect to be eating two venison donuts instead. Could also be used if someone "ate two venison donuts" to mean they took themselves out, although using it that way is pretty disrespectful.

The only thing a guest can expect to eat if they end up on Harold's property is a meal of two venison donuts.

by L. Lowr August 31, 2021

Ohio donut stack

The act of stacking men on top of eachother by putting the guys dick into the other guys ass making a tower of men that look like a donut stack.

Dude wanna do the Ohio donut stack!
Only if Zach will join!

by Steelblackout December 19, 2021