Discord Designer Day

On December 22nd, is Discord Designer Day. All Discord designers are to have a challenge where they must design the best thing by December 23rd. If they don’t participate, they are no longer a discord designer.
User: “I love being a discord designer!”
Admin: “You didn’t participate in Discord Designer Day.”
User: “oh crap.”

put back to verified noises
by Experimental Waters December 19, 2020
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Discord Bot Manager Day

December the 11th is Discord Bot Manager Day.
On this date all Discord Bot Managers are allowed to permanent ban all people for the month so that they can have a nice nice and relaxed month of no spams in DM's about broken discord bots.
Man, Discord Bot Manager Day is in a few days and I cant wait to ban everyone for a month!
by DiscordBotManager December 10, 2020
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How many people use discord

More than one person used discord trust me I met more people other than me on discord (Am not dumb this is a joke lol
Me: hello is anyone on this server but for me?
Person: Yes me
Another person: more than 100 people are in this server -_-
Me: how many people use discord?
by Simpingperson June 29, 2022
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discord dumbass day

December the 20th is discord dumbass day

cool im going to call some nerds and say something nice to them!
hi! its discord dumbass day, now give me your fucking IQ and go dumb
by pobube December 20, 2021
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Discord Mikey

Discord Mikey is someone difficult and he sucks at making roblox avatars too…he hates online dating but secretly likes kiya and nonsy… hopefully 10 years from now he looks back at this and finally admits it. he thinks he’s funny when he’s not that’s the only thing that has me laughing sure he’s a “good” friend you can think that but secretly…he’s gonna always use the “can I put my balls in to jaws” meme on you
by angiiiiiethecoolone March 05, 2022
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

31. Are you real or are you a bot... select all the traffic lights.

32. Do not forget, forgive (not all the time)

33. Jesus did not forgive you

34. If it is on the internet there is porn of it.

34.1. No exceptions

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.

37. Anime is cringe.

38. Today will be gone soon.

39. Pablo

40. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

41. Old Discord was better

42. Ignore rule 2

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

The Rules of Discord
Shall not be Tampered with
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 01, 2022
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